公交真好!

公交车上,人满为患。紧贴车门的一男一女,男的戴副眼镜,拎个皮包,一脸猥琐,女的标准的那什么样 子。两人肆无忌惮地谈话: 男:今晚你老公不在家吧? (周围一下安静许多...)     女:嗯,他这礼拜都在外地。    男:那今晚可以耍了? (隔壁的大伯扭头过来看.....


公交车上,人满为患。紧贴车门的一男一女,男的戴副眼镜,拎个皮包,一脸猥琐,女的标准的那什么样 子。两人肆无忌惮地谈话:

男:今晚你老公不在家吧? (周围一下安静许多...)  
 
女:嗯,他这礼拜都在外地。   

男:那今晚可以耍了? (隔壁的大伯扭头过来看...)   

女:你想咋个耍嘛? (隔壁的阿姨也扭头过来...)  
 
男:老样子撒,我开房间 (隔壁的中学生也扭头过来...)  
 
女:切,你开房我才不来呢,要么我开 (众人大跌眼镜...)
  
男:好撒,你开,我进来整死你 (周围群众倒吸一口凉气...)  
 
女:以为我好欺负说,不晓得哪个弄哪个,吃不消不要求饶 (群众眼里散发着BS的光芒...)

男:你再凶我也只能陪一个钟头,晚上我还要陪我女朋友 (车厢里有杀气...)  
 
女:喊她一起来耍撒 (全晕) ....   

男:她只会斗QQ地主,不会打QQ麻将.... (全部暴走)

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